The New Food Pyramid
This is the new food pyramid as published by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA).
Recent research has proven that the previous dietary plans lacked portions that resulted in obesity. In order to end the trend the FDA has re done the food pyramid to include larger portions of cookies and bacon into daily diets.
Cookie consumed in large portions have been proven to cure cancer, re-grow lost human appendages, and make ugly people pretty. The FDA cannot stress the importance of eating more cookies enough. And stay away from them fake "so-called" organic cookies. If you have fake cookie dough then what exactly are you trying to do? Either bake your own cookies or buy them already made but stay away from organic cookies. And stay away from gourmet cookies too!
Bacon is full of protein and B vitamins. Without this vital meat your eye can fall out of place with a random sneeze. Bacon has lead to the prevention of lung cancer, asthma, terminal influenza, and scoliosis. Studies show that many people are missing out on sufficient amounts of bacon and need to consume more.
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